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I, Michael Scott, am signing up with an online dating service.

sparse in the north, I’ve taken a glance or two at online dating profiles.

You know, the ones in which men of all ages post a few grizzly selfies and attempt to promote their virtues to the young ladies of 2015: “I am that guy that every girl says she wishes she had, yet I have not found a woman who would stick. They’re all married or looking for one-night stands…

Michael Scott: I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious. I ate more fettuccini Alfredo and drank less water than I have in my entire life.

Ryan Howard: [] Did this happen on company property? It was on company property with company property, so double jeopardy. Ryan Howard: I don’t think you understand how jeopardy works. People always talk about triumphs of the human spirit. That’s why everybody was applauding for me at the end, my guts and my heart. At various times you gave Jim 10 points, Dwight a gold star, and Stanley a thumbs-up.

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